Showing posts with label Bill Paxton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bill Paxton. Show all posts

September 8, 2008

Brain Dead - 1990

I watched Brain Dead this afternoon while lying in bed, home sick with some sort of Summer-turns-to-Autumn cold. I wasn't feeling well at work on Friday and it just carried into the weekend and into today. I'm feeling better now, but not 100%. I think the stress of moving last week also threw my body out of whack.

Anyway, this movie kind of left me feeling Brain Dead. It was ridiculous. I knew it would be bad, but I didn't know just how bad. It stars both Bills: Bill Pullman and Bill Paxton, who so many people get confused (why? Pullman is boring and not so handsome where as Paxton is funny and interesting and very easy on the eyes - at least in my opinion). Interestingly enough, they have both made almost 70 movies in their career. A fun fact about Bill Pullman is that he went to SUNY Oneonta, the same college my Mom graduated from and I attended for a year in the mid-'90s. Pretty rad.

So Brain Dead is a horribly awful film about Dr Martin (played by Pullman) who does research on the brains of deceased psychotics. Jim Reston (played by Paxton) is a smarmy business man who tries to get Dr Martin to perform surgery on live subjects for a corporation called Eunice. The surgery is to alter the patient's mental attitude in able to successfully unlock the corporate secrets secreted within the patient's brain. What secrets, you ask? I have no idea. Something about some numbers or something. I guess that part isn't that important to the plot.

The movie starts out fine, but once Dr Martin performs the surgery, he starts having his own freak-outs. He can't tell if he's hallucinating, dreaming, or having a true psychotic episode. In one scene, he is to meet his wife and Jim Reston at a bar and he keeps freaking out because he sees a man in a bloodied white suit all the time. His wife becomes disturbed by his behavior and they leave. But on his way home he stops at the wrong house (I think??) and sees Jim and his wife having sex on the kitchen table. Dr Martin kills them with an ice pick....or does he??

The movie just spirals out of control after that. Is Dr Martin dreaming? Is he really experiencing these hallucinations and paranoia? Are these episodes the result of him being hit by a car and having severe head trauma? Is he imagining all of this? Is he dead and all of this is just made up?

Unfortunately, I didn't care to figure it out. It's not that the film was super confusing, it was cheesy and annoying. But I have to say, Bud Cort played a pretty good Halsey, the psychotic patient that Dr Martin did surgery on to get the "corporate secrets" out of. I loved Bud Cort in Harold and Maude and he was pretty good in this film. We also see our hero Bill Paxton's bare ass again in this film, which is OK with me. Pullman was so-so, as he is with most of the films I've seen him in. Paxton plays a great smarmy dude. He does that character well.


I wouldn't rent this film unless you'd like to either laugh yourself silly at how cheesy it is or be bored to death. Don't get this one confused with Braindead, which is something entirely different.

Fun Fact: Martini Ranch contributed a song in the closing credits of this film. It, too, is super cheesy.

June 19, 2008

Next Up: A Simple Plan


This week has been very busy for me, so I was not able to sneak in any movies. But, never fear. Tomorrow is Friday, which means I've got at least 2 hours free before I go back to work on Monday! In those two hours I'll be watching (most likely) A Simple Plan.

In the mean time, enjoy this lovely (amazing, really) photo collection of our hero, Bill Paxton.

June 9, 2008

Bill Paxton Music Videos

The mail carrier didn't leave any movies in my mailbox today, so I can't report on a feature film starring Bill Paxton. Hopefully Frailty will come tomorrow, but who knows? But what I can write about are all the awesome music videos he's had a role in, directed, and performed (yes!) in.

Sit back and enjoy these wonderful music videos starring our hero, Bill Paxton.

First up is the video for the Barnes & Barnes song "Love Tap". I love this video. I don't love the song so much, but I like to watch Bill Paxton get kicked around, and then, get his revenge in the end. Plus, how can you not love the red suit?



And here's another Barnes & Barnes video that Pax directed called "Fish Heads" in 1980. Totally bizarre, but awesome just the same. And are those leather pants I see, or just tight, tight skinny jeans?



And another Barnes & Barnes video for the song "Soak It Up". This one is kind of odd. No leather pants, but he does wear tight blue jeans, which is OK with me.



Can you spot Bill Paxton in this Pat Benatar video for "Shadows of the Night?" Don't blink! He's there and gone in a flash. In general, this video creeps me out a bit. Who thought of the Nazi theme? What's it got to do with the lyrics of the song? But Bill is in it, so I will let slide.




Here is my favorite video of the lot. It's for the song "How Can The Labouring Man Find Time For Self-Culture?" by Bill Paxton's own rock band Martini Ranch. This is packed with such New Wave Awesomeness I can't hardly stand it. I giggle like crazy and cringe a little bit whenever I watch this, but it's so awesome I can't leave it off my list. Full size to soak up all the late 80s goodness. Enjoy:



And for our dose of Bill in Leather Pants, I give you "Reach", also by Martini Ranch. Directed by James Cameron.



If I missed any videos, please let me know. These are what I could find on the YouTube. They are all awesome in their own right, but mostly because they star Bill Paxton.